Time: Circa 200 A.D.
Location: A cave
(an innocent boy en route to gather firewood for his family stumbles upon an evil witch in the middle of a seance)
Evil Witch: Whom dare disturbs me!?!
Innocent Boy: My pardon, ma’am. Didn’t mean to interrupt.
Evil Witch: Silence!! What is your name, boy?
Innocent Boy: (frightened) Uh, um, uh…
Evil Witch: What is your name, BOY!?
Innocent Boy: Uh, um, uh…
Evil Witch: Very well. If you don’t give me a name I shall give you one! (cackles) For disturbing me you shall pay the price. (points wand towards him) From now on I curse you with the name of Spencer, a name so Waspy that you’ll be despised by intimidating rural men and every young, nice woman you’ll meet will want to befriend you!
Innocent Boy: Oh. Except for that first part, that doesn’t sound so bad. Actually, that will be nice to have some female companionship. I really want a girlfriend.
Evil Witch: A girlfriend?!? (cackles) Who said anything about a girlfriend? These girls will just want to befriend you but will completely dismiss you as a romantic partner. They will refer to you as “Spence” and “Spencey” and you’ll always be their sweet, funny friend that’s “just like a brother” to them!
Innocent Boy: Spencey!? NOOO!!!!
4 responses so far ↓
horeff // February 25, 2009 at 9:54 pm |
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Amber // March 5, 2009 at 12:25 am |
If it makes you feel any better, I always viewed you purely as a sex object.
Cheeser // April 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm |
wait…so…you’re saying you DON’T like being called Spencey?