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Bomb Threat

April 14, 2009 · 1 Comment

If you receive a bomb threat

  • Remain calm.  But not so calm that you doze off.  Remember, an evil lunatic has just jeopardized your life.  
  • Try to obtain as much information as possible.  But don’t waste a lot of valuable time gathering this as you could potentially become annihilated with each impending second.  
  • Inspect your own work area, but do not touch or move any suspicious objects.  Suspicious objects include, and are limited to, an obvious bomb.   
  • Do not discuss the call with anyone else.  But if a co-worker asks who just called that caused you to become wan, do not just shrug it off and say it was your ex-girlfriend and resume your spreadsheet.  In this scenario it’s appropriate to relay the message to everyone that a raving madman has just threatened to kill everyone.  
  • Do not use two-way radios during a bomb search, because signals from these radios could detonate a bomb device with an electric blasting cap.  Due to major advances in technology in the last twenty years, there are a myriad of other ways a bomb can be detonated: a text, a tweet, or simply uploading a facebook photo album can all trigger a lethal device.  Keep this mind as you feel compelled to use any electronic devices around you.    

Bomb Threat Checklist

Date_____     Time of call______a.m/p.m.

When will it go off?___________ Do you believe this answer?  Y   N

Where is it located?___________ Again, do you think this guy is just pulling your leg? Y  N

Does he/she sound like a nerd, dork, or dweeb? ______________ 

What do you think the deal is with this guy!?  Parent issues/other?___________________

What do you think this person’s favorite cereal is? Justify your answer__________________

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